1. Open your gifs folder 2. Use every third gif 3. NO SKIPPING
You hear the TARDIS materializing:
I find the whirring sounds inspire my artistic side?
You meet the Doctor:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and everyone told me I was crazy when I said you were real.
He asks you to come along:
The first thing you see on your first adventure is:
Aw look wee hobbits, and they LOVE ME
Your approach as a companion is:
True story, I shall be an intelligent companion like Nyssa. Fuck Rose.
You meet Captain Jack Harkness:
Hello. I am eating.
You run into the evil villain:
You’re captured by the evil villain:
Don’t kill me - read me this children’s story instead!
The Doctor finds you:
Goddamnit derpy Doctor, now is not the time to play with my face.
You defeat the evil villain:
Look at me I’m so cute - KAPOW MOTHERFUCKER
You return to the TARDIS:
Well that was enlightening. Hmm where’d the doctor go…
The Doctor asks you to continue traveling with him:
Well naturally, you’d be hopelessly outgunned without my expertise.