The 4th gif in your folder is your reaction to Bilbo disappearing at the party:
Well, obviously he didn’t actually disappear into thin air. I call bs Bilbo.
8th is your reaction to inheriting the One Ring:
10th is you finding out the Nazgul are after you and you must leave the Shire:
Yes. This would be an excellent time for panic - panic and running like the wind.
12th is the mysterious ranger you meet in the Prancing Pony:
19th is you after volunteering to take the Ring to Mordor:
Well, now that’s all settled, tea time!
22nd is your reaction to losing Gandalf to the Balrog in Moria:
Oh this happens all the time… he’s just playing one of his party tricks on us. Haha you got us Gandalf! …. Gandalf?….
25th is what you see in Galadriel’s Mirror:
30th is how you feel about going alone to Mordor:
Alone? Me? Reeeeeaaaaallllly.
34th is the loyal friend who follows you (or their feelings about you):
Yeah Aragorn, my one true friend, let us do this kickassery.
36th is your reaction to finding Boromir dead:
Well… you did try and take the ring from me… Karma’s a bitch, non?
38th is Gollum (or what you think of him):
Oh not this motherfucker…
41st is what happens when you meet Gollum:
All the emoness. Gosh, Gollum/Smeagol.
45th is the shieldmaiden who falls in love with you (or what you think of her):
Wendy, I’m sorry love, but it’s just not going to work out between us - but I will always treasure the times we spent in your bedroom with your brothers….. if you know what I mean
48th; It is dawn on the fifth day - look to the east; who has come to turn the tide at Helm’s Deep?
THE DOCTOR IS HERE. AWWWWW YEAHHHH BITCHES BE SCAREEDDDDD.
52nd is you, waiting for the Ents to make a decision at Entmoot:
Hurry upppppppppppppp, the sun, the sun!
57th is your reaction upon winning the Battle of the Hornburg:
Victory is good. Good victory.
60th; Gollum has led you into a tunnel… The monster that awaits you there:
A vomitous Bones … I am intrigued.
66th is the Ring’s effect on you so far:
Oh no! I am progressively turning into an angsty teenage wizard!!!!
68th; You’ve reached the Cracks of Doom and have to make a decision - how do you feel about destroying the ring?
I didn’t think I would get this far… well damn…..
72nd is your reaction when Gollum steals the Ring and falls into Mount Doom:
I could have done that….
77th is your mood at Aragorn’s coronation:
Shut up townsfolk, you know nothing of their love - you aren’t in the inner circle!!
80th is how you feel about being back in the Shire again:
It is time for the sun to come out.
83rd is your friends’ reactions when you board the ship to the Undying Lands:
It’s k guys, you’ll understand one day. Peace out, Imma go chill with the elves. LATERS.